modifiedwhore:

Stop making women feel bad about shaving.

Stop making women feel bad about not shaving.

Stop making women feel bad about having sex.

Stop making women feel bad about not having sex.

Stop hating all men because some men are assholes.

(Source: anastasiameduza, via dominic4)

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

(via dominic4)

extraordinary-british-gentleman:

weedhitler:

fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer

Ah yes a degree in lawyer.

(via fat-batman)